YOUR MIND IS NOT YOU

A few years ago, after my old mind retired somebody whispered: “The body has never been sick, only the mind.” Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you this moment that your mind is not you! If you are struggling with your mind, do not give up. There is hope. It can be replaced. Let me tell you how. Put your hands on your head and repeat after me. Mind, from this day onwards you are only permitted to virtually present quality thoughts for me to magnify. Now, if those thoughts aren’t healthy, you’ll be greeted by the most famous phrase ever spoken by Donald Trump. Read my lips, “You are fired!” Once you’re fired, all the fire trucks in the world will become useless to quench the memory that lingers because a new mind has taken your place.